hitoml:

judge in court: everything u say will be held against u
me: boobs
jury: haha
lawyer: haha
judge: haha case dismissed

(via gustavclitt)

coolboyclub:

untraceableblog:

every possible thing in every possible universe has been said 

slug milk

(via gustavclitt)

headphones-in-do-not-disturb:

theorgyorganizer:

fuck education who wants to start a band

your URL makes me suspicious of your intentions with this band.

(via stepawayfromthegrapefruit)

itunestore:

YOU GUYS FUCKING RUIN EVERYTHING
werecakes:

flower beards
littlebellebowe:

my favourite thing to hear
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